Crudities

Timewasters unite!

2007-02-28T07:07:00.000-08:00

The Earth Is Full - Go Home

Tragedies

2007-01-20T09:49:00.000-08:00

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is statistics. ~Josef Stalin

Open Heart Surgery

2006-12-25T09:52:00.000-08:00

GOD IS A BULLET RIGHT TO THE HEAD. YOU START TO FEEL BETTER THE MINUTE YOU'RE DEAD

You wanna help me?

2005-12-08T07:50:00.000-08:00

You give me a headache!

2005-12-07T01:58:00.000-08:00

I know so much
about things, I accept
so much, it's like
vomiting. And I am
nourished by the
shabbiness of my
knowing so much
about others and what
they do, and accepting
so much that I hate
as if I didn't know
what it is, to me.
And what it is to
them I know, and hate.
--Frank O'Hara

B-O-R-I-N-G-G-GGG!

2005-12-06T03:48:00.000-08:00

I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.

Getta hell outta mah mind

2005-12-05T03:51:00.000-08:00

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm.

Just a little case of mood poisoning... Must be something I hate.

2005-12-04T11:55:00.000-08:00

A critic is a legless man who teaches running.

I hate to see you go, but I LOVE to watch you leave

2005-12-03T12:18:00.000-08:00

If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing. --Kingsley Amis

Look what you've done to us

2005-12-02T07:57:00.000-08:00

Hey, do we look in any way interested in your crap?

The real problem is in the hearts and minds of men. It is easier to denature plutonium than to denature the evil spirit of man. [Einstein]

2005-12-01T11:58:00.000-08:00

I am nobody... nobody is perfect... I must be perfect then...

New fashion logo: FCUK-U

2005-12-01T08:06:00.000-08:00

Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become part of it.

Go, and never darken my towels again! [Groucho]

2005-11-30T08:28:00.000-08:00

The Libertine
--Aphra Behn

A thousand martyrs I have made,
All sacrificed to my desire,
A thousand beauties have betray’d
That languish in resistless fire:
The untamed heart to hand I brought,
And fix’d the wild and wand’ring thought.

I never vow’d nor sigh’d in vain,
But both, tho’ false, were well received;
The fair are pleased to give us pain,
And what they wish is soon believed:
And tho’ I talk’d of wounds and smart,
Love’s pleasures only touch’d my heart.

Alone the glory and the spoil
I always laughing bore away;
The triumphs without pain or toil,
Without the hell the heaven of joy;
And while I thus at random rove
Despise the fools that whine for love.

Mom! Dad! It's evil! Don't touch it! [Kevin, Time Bandits]

2005-11-29T12:01:00.000-08:00

Funeral Blues
--W. H. Auden

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.

Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message He is Dead.
Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.

He was my North, my South, my East and West,
My working week and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;
I thought that love would last forever: I was wrong.

The stars are not wanted now; put out every one,
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun,
Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood;
For nothing now can ever come to any good.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception [Groucho]

2005-11-29T08:40:00.000-08:00

Does the noise in my head bother you?

Don't worry about life, you're not going to survive it anyway...

2005-11-28T12:08:00.000-08:00

Go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger!

The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot.

2005-11-28T08:43:00.000-08:00

Hang in there!

2005-11-26T08:47:00.000-08:00

I hate you
I hate the way you breathe
I hate the way you move
I hate the way you look
I hate your bad breath
Your farts
Your uncleanliness
Your wanting to live
To exist
To be near me

I hate you
Because you smell
You booze
You fuck
You shit
You burp
You flatulate
You pig out

You exist

I hate you

I hate the way you write
The way you speak
The way you walk
Run
Jump
Lie
Sit
Shit

I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUU

It's a rat's life (Guess who drank the radioactive water...?)

2005-11-25T12:15:00.000-08:00

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going?

Share the anger, share the angst

2005-11-25T07:55:00.000-08:00

The mind of the past is ungraspable;
the mind of the future is ungraspable;
the mind of the present is ungraspable.--Diamond Sutra

Nothing in the cry
of cicadas suggests they
are about to die
--Basho

Opening bell
echoes from the canyon walls --
raindrops on the river.
The sounds of rocks bouncing off rocks;
the shadows of trees traced on trees

Finally out of reach -
No bondage, no dependency.
How calm the ocean,
Towering the void
--Tessho's death poem

My legacy -
What will it be?
Flowers in spring,
The cuckoo in summer,
And the crimson maples
Of autumn ...
--Ryokan

I sit, still.
The canyon river chants,
moving mountains.

Everything
just as it is,
as it is,
as is.
Flowers in bloom.
Nothing to add.

The sermon spun on the still point:
dropping off eternity, picking up time;
letting go of self, awakened to Mind.

To what shall I compare this life of ours?
Even before I can say
it is like a lightning flash or a dewdrop
it is no more.

Loving old priceless things,
I've scorned those seeking
Truth outside themselves:
Here, on the tip of the nose.

Fathomed at last!
Ocean's dried. Void burst.
Without an obstacle in sight,
It's everywhere!
--Joho

Spring has its hundred flowers,
Autumn its moon,
Summer has its cooling breezes,
Winter its snow.
If you allow no idle concerns
To weight on your heart,
Your whole life will be one
Perennial good season.
--The Golden Age of Zen

You're talking through the wrong orifice

2005-11-24T05:13:00.000-08:00

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.

Big mouths speak with forked tongue

2005-11-23T05:15:00.000-08:00

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
--Quentin Crisp

This is MY blood

2005-11-23T04:13:00.000-08:00

Pointed criticism, if accurate, often gives the artist an inner sense of relief. The criticism that damages is that which disparages, dismisses, ridicules, or condemns.
--W E Henley

Arggggh, the pain and the waste!

2005-11-22T05:15:00.000-08:00

In any sufficiently large group of people, most are idiots.
--Kaa's Law

STOP WASTING MY TIME

2005-11-21T05:14:00.000-08:00

How can I make you stop drilling my brain with your nonsense?

2005-11-20T05:16:00.000-08:00

Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something.
-- Plato

Ready to reap the wasters -- knock, knock...who's there?

2005-11-19T03:33:00.000-08:00

A crock of...

2005-11-17T03:45:00.000-08:00

A timewaster in the making!