Thursday, December 08, 2005

You wanna help me?

your lack of intelligence leaves me no alternative...

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

You give me a headache!

a pain in the...
I know so much
about things, I accept
so much, it's like
vomiting. And I am
nourished by the
shabbiness of my
knowing so much
about others and what
they do, and accepting
so much that I hate
as if I didn't know
what it is, to me.
And what it is to
them I know, and hate.

--Frank O'Hara

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

B-O-R-I-N-G-G-GGG!

My ennui melts me down...
I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.

Monday, December 05, 2005

Getta hell outta mah mind

I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out
Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm.

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Just a little case of mood poisoning... Must be something I hate.

love to hate you, baby
A critic is a legless man who teaches running.

Saturday, December 03, 2005

I hate to see you go, but I LOVE to watch you leave

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way
If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing. --Kingsley Amis

Friday, December 02, 2005

Look what you've done to us

have pity on us!
Hey, do we look in any way interested in your crap?

Thursday, December 01, 2005

The real problem is in the hearts and minds of men. It is easier to denature plutonium than to denature the evil spirit of man. [Einstein]


I am nobody... nobody is perfect... I must be perfect then...

New fashion logo: FCUK-U

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes--Jack Handey
Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become part of it.